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Jingle All the Way (to Valeria): A Holiday Carol Contest

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  • Jingle All the Way (to Valeria): A Holiday Carol Contest


    Happy Holidays everyone! We hope you're enjoying your time with your loved ones and keeping warm. As the end of the year approaches we wanted to hold another fun event and hand out a few presents of our own!

    The rules:
    • Change the words to any of your favorite Holiday carols to make them Castle Age themed and post them in the thread. These can simply be written lyrics, lyrics on a drawing, or you could post a video of you singing if you're feeling extra festive!
    • One entry per participant.
    • Submissions end on Friday, January 3rd. Winners will be announced on Monday, January 6th.


    The prizes:
    • 3rd Place - 30 FP, 1x Red Hero Potion
    • 2nd Place- 60 FP, 1x Green Hero Potion
    • 1st Place - 80 FP, 1x Green Hero Potion, 1x Red Hero Potion


    Good luck and have fun!

    The Winners!
    Click their names to be taken to their entry.

    1st Place: jigokumaigo

    2nd Place: Moon Rusher

    3rd Place: annababy59

    Winners, please check your inbox for follow up information on how to claim your prizes.
    Thanks to everyone tht participated and apologies for the slight delay!

  • #2
    Ugh... words... typing...

    The pressure.
    ~VoV~

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    • #3
      You just never know who will be coming down your chimney this year!

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      • #4
        Jingle bells, Jingle bells Fenris smells, Katherine layed an egg, the Valertrike lost it's wheel, and the Kanbe learned ballet (hey). Fenris's in the kitchen, Katherine's in the hall, Kanbe in the bathroom, peeing on the wall

        In Valeria you can hear the sound of Christmas cheer,
        But Fenris’s found no friends around, no one will come near.
        Everybody knows he doesn’t wash his clothes,
        With smelly socks and stinky jocks, Fenris’ on the nose.

        Jingle bells, Jingle bells Fenris smells, Katherine layed an egg, the Hyperion lost it's amour, and the Kanbe learned ballet (hey). Fenris's in the kitchen, Katherine's in the hall, Kanbe in the bathroom, peeing on the wall

        Fenris says “Let’s go.” Katherine says “No, no.”
        “If you don’t wash your socks by gosh they’re gonna start to grow”
        It’s no dynamic deal, your bouquet lacks appeal,
        I can’t abide the smell inside your yuletide Valertrike.”

        Jingle bells, Jingle bells Fenris smells, Katherine layed an egg, the Valertrike lost it's wheel, and the Kanbe learned ballet (hey). Fenris's in the kitchen, Katherine's in the hall, Kanbe in the bathroom, peeing on the wall

        Dashing through the night in three wheeled ‘Val trike’.
        Fenris looks for Valeria crooks, the smell will win the fight.
        Kanbe, he then spies, takes him by surprise,
        Zap! Kapow! with BO now Kanbe chokes and dies.

        Vanathan in a trice arrives with good advice,
        “For Christmas Fenris from this Slayer, a gallon of Old Spice.”
        Strider gives a scream, “My nose is turning green.
        Can someone try to teach this guy some personal hygiene.”

        Fenris sees no hope, Dynamic Duo broke,
        But back at cave the day is saved, there’s Vanathan with the soap.
        Katherine’s got the hose, Vanathan peg on nose.
        They scrub hero from head to toe, he’s smelling like a rose.
        Last edited by Moon Rusher; 12-19-2013, 04:23 AM.

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        • #5
          Hope you don't mind if I submit the rendition I wrote up a couple weeks ago in forum chat.

          ♪♫♪

          On the first day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the second day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 2 Lands of Mist and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the third day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the fourth day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the fifth day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 5 Hydra heads, 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the sixth day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 6 Rusty Gloves, 5 Hydra heads, 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the seventh day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 7 Allied generals, 6 Rusty Gloves, 5 Hydra heads, 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the eighth day of Wintermas, my Ca love gave to me 8 Dwarven Mines, 7 Allied generals, 6 Rusty Gloves, 5 Hydra heads, 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the ninth day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 9 Public Monsters, 8 Dwarven Mines, 7 Allied generals, 6 Rusty Gloves, 5 Hydra heads, 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the tenth day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 10 Conquest tokens, 9 Public Monsters, 8 Dwarven Mines, 7 Allied generals, 6 Rusty Gloves, 5 Hydra heads, 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the eleventh day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 11 Bloodlust Bonus, 10 Conquest tokens, 9 Public Monsters, 8 Dwarven Mines, 7 Allied generals, 6 Rusty Gloves, 5 Hydra heads, 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.

          On the twelfth day of Wintermas, my CA love gave to me 12 unassigned skill points, 11 Bloodlust Bonus, 10 Conquest tokens, 9 Public Monsters, 8 Dwarven Mines, 7 Allied generals, 6 Rusty Gloves, 5 Hydra heads, 4 colored dragons, 3 Hero Potions, 2 Lands of Mist, and a sea serpent dropping FPs.


          ♪♫♪

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          • #6


            Joy to Valeria! Barbarus has come
            Let the People receive there drop
            Let ev'ryone For love of gaw HEAL!
            And Chain and Spam Joy
            And Chain and Spam Joy
            And Chain and Spam Joy

            Joy to Valeria! Cassandra has come....
            Let All cry for Refills
            While Pvpers laugh and bliss,Chain,Chain and Refill
            Repeat the whine and mail
            Repeat the whine and mail
            Repeat the whine and mail

            He Mass with Gold on Gold.....
            And makes the Chest row with glories of thou
            favors
            And Guilds and there Tuesdays
            And Guilds and there Tuesdays
            And Path of Paths are Insane
            失恋

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            • #7
              ♪♫♪ Flarin got ran over by a reindeer! ♪♫♪ Comin' home from -- ahh, naw, that one's too good to even submit
              Last edited by CastleAgeBrock; 12-18-2013, 08:58 PM.

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              ! Chain Me Daily! Add Me Nicely! Follow CAGT on FB for tips and game updates. You can also follow the Twitter account @CastleAge_GT.

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              • #8
                Dexter's drunk (Deck the halls)

                Dexter's drunk and needs a poly
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la
                Tis the season for arena folly
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la
                Chain the guy in ghey apparel
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la
                troll the forum make some trouble
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la

                See the blazing orcs before us
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la
                Strike the blow and guild fight with us
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la
                Can you take Arena pressure
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la
                sleep to well you'll lose the treasure
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la

                fast away your old loot passes
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la
                hail the new loot lets hope its last's
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la

                Have no gens that link together
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la
                useless as a chest roll common
                Fa la la la la la-la-la-la

                the end

                (that sucks just bad enough to win)

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                • #9
                  Oh come all ye Age-rs lets join in the chaining, oh come ye oh come ye it's Arena time
                  Come join My Azy, it's public and it might fail, oh please at least tag it and click for one stam
                  Please join my new guild, we need some heavy hitters maybe even a slayer or two
                  Come now get in here it is time for battle and join in the new mist land or we might boot you
                  Stop hitting clerics if you don't think you can win and when you do lose for gods sakes say so
                  Stop it please stop it, not every monster that you have to call should be a guild priority

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                  • #10
                    Deck the passages with boughs of Fire Bloom
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.
                    Tis the Season to slay Ra-ats
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.

                    Don we now our guardian apparel
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.
                    Bounce the ancient Dinosaur build
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.

                    See the Blazing Pheonix before us
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.
                    Strike the Hunters bow and join the slaying
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.

                    Follow me into battle
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.
                    Make sure your runes are equipped
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.

                    Fast we whirlwind as battle starts
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.
                    Hail the glorious warbringer armor
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.

                    Sing we joyous, in our victory
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.
                    Heedless of the rats on the horizon
                    Tra la la la la, la la la la.
                    Last edited by Raphael; 12-18-2013, 09:14 PM.
                    Originally posted by Abraham Lincoln
                    How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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                    • #11
                      Last Christmas i gave you my Cash,
                      the very next day, you spent it away.
                      This year, you need more Funds,
                      you made us grind full month Arena.

                      once foolish, and twice DUMB,
                      i keep my distance,
                      but you still catch my eye.
                      Tell me Devvy,
                      Do you recognize me
                      well,
                      you had yo mooney,
                      it doesn't surprise me.

                      I wrapped it up and sent it
                      With a note saying, "Screw you,"
                      I meant it
                      Now I know what a fool I've been.
                      But if you promised me bugfix,
                      I know you'd fool me again.

                      Oh, oh, baby.


                      A saddened forum,
                      Friends with tired eyes.
                      I'm hiding from you
                      And your soul of ice.
                      My god I thought you were someone to rely on.
                      Me? I guess I was a big fat juicy cat.

                      A face of a lover with a fire in his heart.
                      A man under cover but you tore me apart, ooh-hoo.
                      Now I've found a real love, you'll never fool me again.

                      A face of a lover with a Dollars in his eyes (I gave you my Cash)
                      A man under cover but you tore me apart
                      This year i give it to Samsung
                      I spent it on a Galaxy Note three.

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                      • #12
                        Running across the field
                        Duke's bone blade in my hand
                        Into Arena I go
                        Cursing all the time
                        What opponents will it bring?
                        What levels will I fight?
                        What a grind it is to be in
                        Arena at Christmas time!

                        (chorus)
                        Arena time, arena time
                        Arena time is now!
                        Oh a grind it will now be
                        and friends or family be damned
                        Arena time, arena time
                        Arena time is now!
                        Oh a grind it will now be
                        and friends or family be damned

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                        • #13
                          i couldn't stfu about this.

                          y u two use Falalala, should use Troll- lol - lol- lol - lol
                          more lol = betta.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CastleAgeBrock View Post
                            ♪♫♪ Flarin got ran over by a reindeer! ♪♫♪ Comin' home from -- ahh, naw, that one's too good to even submit
                            I is so sad

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                            • #15
                              Arena VIII, Arena VIII
                              Arena all the way
                              Oh what fun it is to duel
                              Until the bastard's dead, YAY!!!

                              Oops I lost, runes too small
                              Better trade away
                              Oh what fun it is to search
                              For essence space sans overflow, Oi Vey!!!

                              Found some here, found some there
                              Hurry, 'fore it goes away
                              Unicorns sure find it quick
                              And trade the live-long day, HEY!!!

                              Now check your keep, back to lists
                              Slay some paltry more
                              Check your rank, double-check the rewards
                              And live to fight another day!!!

                              A real story, btw...
                              Last edited by Mellisa The Hun; 12-18-2013, 10:16 PM.
                              ................................................................................

                              my balogna has a first name, it's.....

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