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[Humor] Castle Age Political Parties

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    [Humor] Castle Age Political Parties

    Note: This is a humor thread about Castle Age build types, not about actual politics. Please respect it as such.

    It occurred to me a little while ago that PvPers are, in paradigm of American politics, Republicans and Monster Hunters/Power Levelers are Democrats. Hear me out.

    PvP enthusiasts embrace the 'rugged, self made, individualism' which typifies Republican rhetoric while Slayers are much more 'Kum-bai-ya, let's all work together as a team' Democrats. PvPers are so notoriously stingy about sinking their meagre energy into defense bar monsters, or even using stamina to answer CTAs, that you'd think someone was trying to raise their taxes, Democrat Monster Hunters think everyone should give until it hurts.
    PvP combines the dog-eat-dog nature of Wall Street capitalism and combines it with the 'they'll get my Sword of Redemption when they pry it from my cold dead fingers' attitude of the Second Amendment/NRA crowd (i suppose in CA it would be the NSA but those initials are already taken). PvPers/Republicans think any investment in Health is a sign of weakness.
    Monster Hunters OTOH get together and form charities in the guise of 'rescue groups' and even go so far to subsidize various social program/monster hunts by purchasing FP refills, and then complain when they can't buy more over the already absurdly huge cap on energy & stamina. Talk about your deficit spending. PvPers believe in pre-emptive War, Monster Hunters only go to War when it's already a popular idea/fait accompli (like during Arena seasons). Both parties swear that they pray to a higher power every single day but you know that isn't true.
    Monster Hunters are impressed by large numbers, PvPers by results.

    Imagine my surprise when I discovered that I am the Dick Cheney of Castle Age.
    M a l d o r o r
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  • #2
    +1
    very insightful.... Mr. Cheney =)

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    • #3
      your not going to shoot us in the face now are you?

      like your political analogy btw

      edit~~~ shoot the duck, stealing my spot
      Last edited by bbernascone; 10-14-2010, 07:11 PM. Reason: ninja'd by the duck

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      • #4
        You lost me on the Dick Cheney part. I know who he is/was, but I have no idea what he actually did.

        I follow politics the way I watch grass grow.

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        • #5
          oh comeon pvpers are the BEST unselfish monster hunter there is
          take their time days on a single battle, silently click CTAs and fill the chat with wonderful "insights" when we chain the top damage-hitters!
          and it's no accident either high-level slayers have more attack to stomp the little guys
          ?!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Defyeler View Post
            You lost me on the Dick Cheney part. I know who he is/was, but I have no idea what he actually did.

            I follow politics the way I watch grass grow.
            Aside from shooting his hunting partner by accident?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by arKRazor View Post
              Aside from shooting his hunting partner by accident?
              Unless the story was printed in Information Week, eWeek, or Cycle World, I have no idea what you are talking about. I would google it, but when I go to Google.com I end up typing in "98 Asprila".

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              • #8
                Originally posted by bbernascone View Post
                edit~~~ shoot the duck, stealing my spot
                Yes! Ducks taste better than owls.

                Originally posted by Defyeler View Post
                You lost me on the Dick Cheney part. I know who he is/was, but I have no idea what he actually did.
                Nobody alive does. The running joke was that he was a sort of super-villain puppeteer running things from a secret lair. This is generally a caricature, but there are a few events that support it; telling people to "f off" in the Senate, the energy consumption of his house, as well as the lack of google aerial photos in the area. I could be making the last two up, but there was something similar.

                Anyway, I think revdjweb is saying he is a PVPer that is also an evil genius. Which I agree with.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by arKRazor View Post
                  Aside from shooting his hunting partner by accident?
                  Not only shot the guy but was (allegedly) drinking at the time. Why else would they not report the accident to the local authorities for 24 hours? then, get this, the shooting victim APOLOGIZED to the vice president.

                  that's all OT, i picked Cheney's name out of a hat. it was either him or Donald Rumsfeld.
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                  • #10
                    I think you've come up with a pretty good theory :P

                    I could make some comparisons myself, but I think I'll avoid offending overly sensitive people lol
                    Fear the Legendary Ninja Poultry.
                    The Ninja Poultry laughs at you.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by kiknchikn View Post
                      I could make some comparisons myself, but I think I'll avoid offending overly sensitive people lol
                      C'mon man, don't be a

                      *puts on sunglasses*

                      Chicken.

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                      • #12
                        has this thread gotten a bit "Fowl"?


                        or maybe it is just going to the birds...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DWDucK View Post
                          has this thread gotten a bit "Fowl"?
                          Flock off!

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                          • #14
                            whole lot of "peckers" in here

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by kiknchikn View Post
                              I could make some comparisons myself, but I think I'll avoid offending overly sensitive people lol
                              Is it about which Forum spammer is Dick Armey (who names their kid that btw)?
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