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View Poll Results: Why do YOU think everything went to hell on Christmas?
A wizard did it. 1 5.26%
Dead hamster. 8 42.11%
Drunk hookup in the server room unplugged something. 9 47.37%
Gremlins. 4 21.05%
Someone FUBARed a code push as revenge for the complaints about achievement balance. 3 15.79%
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:54 PM
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I say the hamster powering the server died.
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Old 12-25-2009, 11:00 PM
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nah they just got the hamster too drunk then he hooked up with the female hamster and died of the heart attack of actually getting laid....

Besides by now u gotta know it's ALWAYS the hamsters fault
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A wizard summoned a pair of drunk hamsters that died after unplugging something in the room where the gremlin devs were programming a FUBAR code push.
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I blame Santa.
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Old 12-26-2009, 02:12 AM
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I blame Santa.
Ah...so THAT's who was hooking up in the server room, I guess someone got what she wanted for christmas
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i say santa stole the drunken male hamster that got laid with another male hamster which was powering the server
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I have a few guesses.

Someone started making hacks for the game. Whoever that person is i suggest DEATH! I really really REALLY hate people who create programs that selfishly benefit that individual or worse... he shares it with other people destroying the game or influencing too much chaos in the game, destroying the game's integrity.

Castle Age developers are probably on a roll and are quite pleased with their game and the progress that they now experimenting with the game itself trying to "tweak" the game. Hey they're entitled. Its their game.

The REAL reason why the game's glitchy is NOT because of hamsters! No! Its a conspiracy to destroy these peace loving, nocturnal critters... the REAL perpetrators are creatures who've hated us humans and have been tested on games and various experimentations... they're GUINEA PIGS! They've successfully become mainstream and even had a movie come out! They're now setting their sights on text based games such as Mafia Wars and Castle Age it seems.
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Old 12-26-2009, 02:47 AM
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The REAL reason why the game's glitchy is NOT because of hamsters! No! Its a conspiracy to destroy these peace loving, nocturnal critters... the REAL perpetrators are creatures who've hated us humans and have been tested on games and various experimentations... they're GUINEA PIGS! They've successfully become mainstream and even had a movie come out! They're now setting their sights on text based games such as Mafia Wars and Castle Age it seems.
You take that back ZeoLedcross. The Guinea Pigs are working under my orders to exterminate the gremlins in the server room. If the gremlin's already inside of the power cord then lives will be sacrificed for the greater good.
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You take that back ZeoLedcross. The Guinea Pigs are working under my orders to exterminate the gremlins in the server room. If the gremlin's already inside of the power cord then lives will be sacrificed for the greater good.
-blink blink- Brainwashed or voluntary Guinea Pigs?
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-blink blink- Brainwashed or voluntary Guinea Pigs?
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