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Thread: Mayor Pete Buttigieg the almost Perfect Democratic Candidate

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    Unless both houses of Congress are controlled by the President's party, his campaign promises are mostly bs.
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    Ladies and Gentleman, the next president of the United States of America.

    President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Give him a big welcome!
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    Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock) could totally win.
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    Rock has got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

    >> More Rock Wisdom, click here. <<
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    alfred e neuman IS Mayor Pete!


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    That's not even an original diss.



    Mad Magazine already has Alfred E Neuman as Jared Kushner.
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    Did you see the picture?

    It is a shame that the prez wears a suit and tie. He has the abs and chest of a professional boxer. He actually makes Putin on horseback look girly in comparison.


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    Mayor Pete can take him.
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    No way. Not as long as Mr T rump has that body builder physique.

    Hey, do you think that the prez would look good with 20 pounds of gold chains around his neck?

    Now, if he was only a flabby elderly guy, then Pete could win.
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