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    Default Presidential declaration of forum Emergency

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/mark...ars/ar-AAJbdFN

    This report is very disturbing. There is just too much damn bacon piling up in warehouse refrigerators across the country.
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    I even have some too old to eat bacon in the fridge.
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    Dear Prez,

    Can we send some of the surplus to Ed? Ed likes bacon.
    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    There is no time. We have to eat all the bacons here they are!!

    This is a serious crisis. Vegans and their fake Whoppers are ruining civilization as we know it.
    ~VoV~

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    Where is that Badger when you need him hmm?
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    Probably eating a damn salad.
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    I suggest adding bacon into your family's favorite meals, like I do.

    Replace the useless lettuce in your salad with healthy bacon.

    Use bacon instead of lasagna noodles.

    Add crumpled bacon to baked goods for a surprise crunch!
    ~VoV~

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    According to a recent twitter, all those not currently eating bacon are both deplorables and traitors.
    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
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    Press Release

    In recognition to the mass amounts of bacon consumed, Ed has been nominated for the Supreme Court of Valeria.
    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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