Today I woke up to find that Butch has left the building. I knew it was only a matter of time. Among all rejoicing going on I resumed my task of providing quality spam to the OT section. I had neglected my duties there for far too long. In one of the threads there I warned my forum friends about eating bananas. I hope they take it to heart but I fear that at least the simians will not stop eating them. I hope they shall be forgiven for their actions. Meanwhile it seems the queen is back to her old self again and everyone around me has started sucking up to her. Not quite sure what they are up to but I have sent some eyes to keep watch on them. I am also nearing 9700 posts. It won't be long now before I reach the big 10k. I wonder what rank accompanies that number of posts. I also wonder if I'll ever catch up to zserg as far as post totals go. Maybe it's not too important.
This is all I have for you right now dear diary. I shall write more on a later date.