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    One of the Zombies is named Bob and he used to work in corporate takeovers. He has this plan that he can negotate with humans, to take them over in a more civilized manner.

    Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
    It's good to see you buddy, how've you been?
    Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
    I really wish you'd let us in

    I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
    Why you might hesitate to submit to our demand
    But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die
    All we want is to eat your brains

    We're at an impasse Tom, maybe we should compromise:
    If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

    I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
    Spend your whole life locked inside?
    Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
    And you'll have to make the call

    I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    But, that's what I do Tom,
    and I plan on eating you slowly

    I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
    I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
    I'm not a monster Tom,
    well, technically I am, I guess I am

    I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
    I know we'll get to common ground somehow
    Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
    I guess we'll table this for now

    I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
    Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
    And we'll put this thing to bed until
    When I bash your head open and we eat your brains
    And our two companies will merge and become one.
    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    I know Bob.

    Been a while since I saw him around. How is he doing these days?
    "Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!" - Rev Sim

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    Did you know that Bob can sing. Many talents he has.

    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev Sim View Post
    One of the Zombies is named Bob and he used to work in corporate takeovers. He has this plan that he can negotate with humans, to take them over in a more civilized manner.

    Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
    It's good to see you buddy, how've you been?
    Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
    I really wish you'd let us in

    I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
    Why you might hesitate to submit to our demand
    But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die
    All we want is to eat your brains

    We're at an impasse Tom, maybe we should compromise:
    If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

    I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
    Spend your whole life locked inside?
    Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
    And you'll have to make the call

    I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    But, that's what I do Tom,
    and I plan on eating you slowly

    I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
    I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
    I'm not a monster Tom,
    well, technically I am, I guess I am

    I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
    I know we'll get to common ground somehow
    Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
    I guess we'll table this for now

    I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
    Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
    And we'll put this thing to bed until
    When I bash your head open and we eat your brains
    And our two companies will merge and become one.
    tl;dr




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    TL;DR ??? Oh. I got it.

    Thanks
    Lots;
    Doc
    Rev

    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    Bunch of heathens is what they are. No respect for the finer arts.

    All I can say is this.

    Encore! Encore!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev Sim View Post
    TL;DR ??? Oh. I got it.

    Thanks
    Lots;
    Doc
    Rev

    more like


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    Last edited by Archangel Σ; 03-12-2019 at 08:04 PM.

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    Shorter and sweater...
    But here's an FYI, You're all gonna die!

    All we want to do is chain your toon.

    And perhaps cuss you out, if we're a slayer!
    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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