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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev Sim View Post
    We once made a small test run with about a dozen wilber clones, but there were quality control problems.
    When it comes to Wilburs you can -never- have just a dozen.

    Wilburs are like Tribbles and they cause just as many troubles.
    "Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!" - Rev Sim

    "Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are -my- forte!" - Max

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    I thought you lived for a challenge?

    I found you a little poem, for encouragement.

    One Monday morning, I got up late
    And there were these wilbers, outside the gate
    The mods went to stop them but he had no luck
    The wilbers got free and they ran amok

    I don't know what to say, the wilbers won't do
    -Don't know what to say, the wilbers won't do

    My office was run by the studio nurse
    I came downstairs and what could be worse?
    The monkeys was doing a crazy dance
    They put buggies in my underpants

    I ran outside to get a stick
    But I tell you friends, these wilbers are quick
    'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
    Those wilbers had the nurse in a mad embrace

    I went to me bath for a shower and shave
    The wilbers gonna put me into my grave
    The entire bathroom was laid to waste
    And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste.




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    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    So what you are saying is that the monkeys are conspiring with the Wilbers?

    That -is- disturbing.
    "Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!" - Rev Sim

    "Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are -my- forte!" - Max

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    The wilber clones were created by man.
    The rebelled.
    They evolved.
    There are many copies.
    And they have a plan.
    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    Form of __________ (Be careful what you say.)
    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    Can they be a snow plow?
    "Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!" - Rev Sim

    "Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are -my- forte!" - Max

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    Why not? Aren't we all friends here?


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    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    Did you get your free prize?
    ...Dwarven Miner - I found a free chest roll for ye, but I was ambushed by a Dev in the mine.
    Lil rascal made away with it...



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    There was a prize?

    Are you sure it wasn't a price?
    "Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!" - Rev Sim

    "Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are -my- forte!" - Max

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