The last one to post on here WIN!!!

[VersionsOfViolence]

I'd like to buy a vowel. F?

[Mike Z]

Pudding!!!!

[Dragonomine]

Just came back from eating entirely too much sushi. But dang was it good!

[Ӗѵᶨ⌡ Ͼ۱ѻⱳԉ]

Bacon.... it beats sushi every time

[JesPhule]

yay, never heard anyone say "coming back from eating too much BACON!"

[The Lord of the Files]

My god...this thread is still alive?

[Mike Z]

alive and posted in

[JesPhule]

It will never die! (xcept when the world ends in 2012)

[n3r086]

IF the world really ends in 2012 :p

[Dragonomine]

psh I scoff at your 2012 world demise

[CastleAgeBrock]

Bacon.... it beats sushi every time

Everyone knows I'm a bacoholic but I can't agree that it beats it EVERY time... after all, you can just put bacon on sushi and BAM, instant classic. :D

[Goatherd]

And the instant classic winner is ..........

[Mike Z]

Sushi is yucky

[JesPhule]

When, cause when ever it does it'll be 2012, and no one will be around to say otherwise ;)

[Aurelija]

whilst you all talk to much I win this :-p

[JesPhule]

:eek: the world endest and I missed it?!?!?!?

[Mike Z]

armageddon alarm not working?

[Dragonomine]

Heaven looks a lot like Pa

[The Lord of the Files]

mmm brownies

[VersionsOfViolence]

Today's winner will receive: a half a jar of mayonnaise, a ham sammich, some sort of Azin vegebles in nasty sauce, and 3 cans of ice cold malt liquor.

I found the mods' stash.

[VersionsOfViolence]

Today's winner will receive: a half a jar of mayonnaise, a ham sammich, some sort of Azin vegebles in nasty sauce, and 3 cans of ice cold malt liquor.

I found the mods' stash.

[n3r086]

no bacons? :confused: :p

[Dragonomine]

I could use the mayo. I'm almost out.

[Mike Z]

me 2, pass the mayo please

[Goatherd]

AND the Mayo winner is ...............

[JesPhule]

I wantz Oscar Myer :p

[Dragonomine]

I wantz Oscar Myer :p


weiners? :eek:

[JesPhule]

Bah-low-ney?

[Goatherd]

And the bologna winner is .............

[Vixen]

but I wants bacon :/

[Mike Z]

my bacon has a first name

[JesPhule]

it is MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....is that a good first name?

[Goatherd]

And the first name winner is ................

[JesPhule]

EluhPseJ !!!!!!

[Mike Z]

don't remember, what was it again?

[JesPhule]

Z ekiM ? :eek:

[n3r086]

uh... what? :o

[Mike Z]

call me Zeke

[JesPhule]

They call me......no wait they never call anymoar......its all these txty things :D

[Goatherd]

And the txty things winner is ......

[Mike Z]

if my phone did not have a keyboard, I would never text

[Goatherd]

And the keyboard winner is ...........

[JesPhule]

Mouse Man!!!!!!!!!!

[Mike Z]

mouse? people still have them?

[Dragonomine]

I can't use that thingy on the laptop. Have to use a mouse.

[n3r086]

we need a cat here :p

[Goatherd]

And the need a cat winner is ..............

[Maxxy]

Well that depends on how long this thread is gonna be lol

[JesPhule]

It's the longest ever :eek:

[Mike Z]

track pads thingies are getting better

[JesPhule]

track pads? the little mice run in there houses?

[Goatherd]

And the squirrel cage winner is ...........

[JesPhule]

Mouse Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonomine]

Mighty Mouse

[n3r086]

Mickey Mouse

[Goatherd]

And the death of mice winner is ..........

[n3r086]

about rats
http://listverse.com/2012/04/09/top-10-fascinating-facts-about-rats/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheListUniverse+%28Listverse% 29

[Mike Z]

Hi, just coming up for air

[Goatherd]

And the breaking wind winner is............

[Rezface]

Goatherd! the wind breaker! :D

[Mike Z]

Caine's Arcade

[Sukra]

i'm here yet i'm nowhere

[phlash05]

hello...i'm new here

[n3r086]

Hi, welcome :D

[Goatherd]

And the new here winner is .............

[phlash05]

what do i get

[Aurelija]

nothing, only winner gets something

[n3r086]

losers are not rewarded :eek:

[Aurelija]

right!!! :-p

[Goatherd]

And the not rewarded winner is ..........

[JesPhule]

I'm, wait, was that the not retarded winner?

[Mike Z]

rewards? aren't they entitlements too?

[JesPhule]

I'm entitled to mints too!

[phlash05]

where is my prize

[JesPhule]

Next door down on the right left

[n3r086]

then go across the hall

[Mike Z]

prizes are awarded at the end of time to those that are still posting

[JesPhule]

As long as they are last at still posting ;) ties with be resolved by a method to be determined later :D

[Mike Z]

I can tie my own tie , thank you. one of the benefits of the aged, I assume

[JesPhule]

what? I can't hear you!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goatherd]

And the unheard winner is ........

[JesPhule]

Could you type that louder please?????????????

[n3r086]

THAT

10 char :p

[hetejorn]

:mad::mad: Who wants to win this anyways? :mad::mad:

[Aurelija]

yeah, ppl stop posting and mods pls close it ASAP (no note about it needed ;-)

[Sukra]

as you wish :P

[Dragonomine]

any ideas on how to heal my cell phone after it died in the sun?

[Mike Z]

oooo Baked cell, that's worse than drowning

[zserg]

posting here is useless, longer thread is, closer all of you are to nerfed post counts :eek:

[Mike Z]

I think most of my posts are here, gonna be one heck of a demotion lol

[JesPhule]

any ideas on how to heal my cell phone after it died in the sun?

Buy a new one?

[Dragonomine]

Buy a new one?

Took the battery out and cooled it off. It's working again and I've learned my lesson

[n3r086]

put it in the freezer :p

[JesPhule]

moral of the lesson, if you're out in the sun, buy your friends a cool one :D

[Sukra]

there should be no story with moral :(

[Goatherd]

And the moral winner is ........

[Aurelija]

me, naturally

[Dragonomine]

Morality fail

[JesPhule]

mortality fail?

[VersionsOfViolence]

Hahahahaha foolish mortals!

[ChocoboKnight91]

995 for the win

[Mike Z]

More posts, more wins

[VersionsOfViolence]

Yes, yes I do.

[Sukra]

more come too few left

[Wouter]

Is this thing still going on?

[Dragonomine]

It's the gift that keeps on giving

[n3r086]

can I haz the gifts?

[Sukra]

they save the gifts for weekend...:O

[n3r086]

can't wait for the weekend :p

[Goatherd]

And the weekend winner is ........

[Mike Z]

if wednesdays were weekends, hump days would be something to look forward to

[CastleAgeBrock]

hump. ha.

:eek:

[JesPhule]

Every day is hump day...................................if yer a kamel

[Goatherd]

And the hump day winner is ............

[Sukra]

what is hump? ..

[Mike Z]

something one needs to get over
before Wednesdays the work week is a chore
after it, you're closing in on the weekend

[n3r086]

*hump hump*

:p

[Goatherd]

And the Hump winner is ...............

[Aurelija]

You take the hump, I take victory.

[Mike Z]

Downhill, picking up speed

[Goatherd]

And the downhill winner is ......

[Dragonomine]

Happy saturday!

[JesPhule]

No, no Caturday ;)

[n3r086]

happy weekend! :o

[Goatherd]

And the happy weekend winner is .............

[Sukra]

it's saturdayyyyyyy....
oh already sunday here ..:(

[Mike Z]

each weekend is another weekend closer

[Aurelija]

..to my victory here...

[n3r086]

it's mine :p

[Aurelija]

not for long :-p

[Goatherd]

And the for long winner is .........

[n3r086]

how long? :o

[Dragonomine]

feels like forever

[VersionsOfViolence]

and ever and ever and...

[n3r086]

happily ever after

[ShadowFlare]

Until the sequel.

[Mike Z]

isn't there already a sequel? HoD

[n3r086]

HoD? what's that? :o

[Goatherd]

And the what's that winner is .........

[hetejorn]

Already a winner?

[Mike Z]

it's a who song "It's Hod"

[Goatherd]

And the Who song winner is .........

[JesPhule]

...and the owl song is? who? who?

[Mike Z]

you better, you better, you bet

[ShadowFlare]

Everyone knows owls work at hooters

[Sukra]

crunchy bumpy bouncy

[Mike Z]

bouncy? there is a thread for that

[Goatherd]

And the bouncy winner is ...............

[JesPhule]

And the never mind winner is..............

[Sukra]

And the never mind winner is..............

___fixed____

[JesPhule]

:eek: they fixed the never mind winner? :eek:

[Sukra]

they fixed everything... :p

[n3r086]

ah, never mind that :p

[Sukra]

the tag "Fluffy always wins" seems inappropriate recently

[Mike Z]

since we are still all his alts, the tag still fits. :)

[JesPhule]

Yeah, all his alts...haven't you wondered why you're growing a bunny tail and pink fur?

[Goatherd]

And the alts winner is ..........

[alfterallie]

Just wanted to see my new signature... :)

[Mike Z]

the invisible one?

[n3r086]

*steals the win silently* :D

[Goatherd]

And the silent winner is ..........

[n3r086]

*throws bacon in to distract people* :D

[Spellfire]

just passing by........ :D

[VersionsOfViolence]

Anybody smell pie?

[Goatherd]

And the smelling winner is ...................

[Mike Z]

superstitious? who you callin' superstitious?

[n3r086]

*sniff sniff* what's that smell O.o
pie? bacon?

[Mike Z]

pie, yes, at lunch. some kind of rassberry with what seemed to be cornflakes in the crust. It was ok

[Goatherd]

And the cornflakes winner is ...........

[Sukra]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
err...actually nothing happen

[JJsspot]

I win no matter what fluffy sez :D

[Widi Dias]

up up up.. no one cant be the winner :p

[VersionsOfViolence]

Ed McMahon says I may already be a winner.

[n3r086]

*hands out fake trophy* :p

[Sukra]

I win no matter what fluffy sez :D

who? Fluffy?

[tracy1234]

spammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Mike Z]

last again, I winz

[Mellisa The Hun]

nots fer long :rolleyes:

[Mike Z]

fur everzzzzzzzzz, or until the next post

[Princess PunkSunflower]

I'm on a roll in OT, so I may as well win while I'm here :p

[Goatherd]

And on the roll winner is .........

[Mike Z]

butter......parkay.......butter.......parkay
por que?......porque.....por que?....porque

[n3r086]

porky pig = bacon :p

[Dragonomine]

zxcvvsdvdfgdafg

[Mike Z]

I've seen that word before, oh yeah, when someone's child got at the keyboard

[JesPhule]

This post was purely done out of boredom :D

[Goatherd]

And the boredom winner is ............

[Ӗѵᶨ⌡ Ͼ۱ѻⱳԉ]

Who's your goatherder!!!!!!!!! ^ He is!^

[Goatherd]

And the no such word as goatherder winner is .........

[ShadowFlare]

Goatherder is a kid.

[Sukra]

:eek: lmao
Goatherder is a kid.

[Mike Z]

really? or just kidding?

[n3r086]

need moar kids :p

[Goatherd]

And the winning kids is/are ...............

[Mike Z]

the ones in the Special Olympics

[Goatherd]

And the Olympic winner is ............

[CastleAgeBrock]

We ALL win in an Olympic year... they rule :)

But I rule right here, right now, for just a bit. :D

[Mike Z]

help, I'm being badgered

[ShadowFlare]

help, I'm being badgered



http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/637/Honey-Badger-Dont-Care.jpg

[Mike Z]

if I see a Wallaby, I'll feed him some Honey, Badger

[n3r086]

this thread is progressing to slow don't you think? :p

[Goatherd]

And the progressing winner is ..........

[Aria Castle]

I've been having problems with the current time in the guild where I am a member. I live in Orlando Fl "Eastern Time Zone."
I speak English just a little bit as you can see, my English is not very good. My 1st language is Spanish.

I've been thinking, or I join a guild with a schedule that is right for me or create a new guild with my schedule, but howsoever I don't know how to use this forum. :P

[Goatherd]

And the brilliant winner is ..........

[n3r086]

I'm brilliant.... in my own world of mind :p

[Goatherd]

And the world of mind winner is ............

[JesPhule]

I win I win http://listrocker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cat-win.jpg

[Vixen]

what did you win? o.O

[n3r086]

nothing.... I think... who knows...

[JesPhule]

I don't remember, but whatever it was it was good :eek:

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4902989199246208&id=bfb0d38f2b394d87329e9890ecd8a126

[n3r086]

as good as bacon?

[Aurelija]

quit people, you will never win this :-p

[n3r086]

no one may win this :p

[Goatherd]

And the non-winner is ............

[zuendy12]

And the non-winner is ............

Does this make me first loser :eek:....mwahaha

[n3r086]

I think you are :p

[Goatherd]

And the yo momma winner is ........

[Mellisa The Hun]

I knew a Joe Mama once.....

.

[Goatherd]

And the Joe Mama winner is............

[Mellisa The Hun]

Wow, win for a whole day??? Must be deadness around these parts starting to set on... :eek::eek::eek:

.

[Cerbykins]

Just for you. :p

[Death of Rats]

^^ Not the winner this time.

[Cerbykins]

Eeeeeeeeeeehhhh! :eek:

[Mike Z]

that time either

[Cerbykins]

It's non-dead now, so you can all get on with it. :p

[Mellisa The Hun]

shhhhh, maybe if I sneak in here real quiet-like they won't notices for awhile....

[The Fat Alaskan]

What do I win.... *looks around*, wheres mah prize?

[n3r086]

I'll get mine :p

[Mike Z]

non dead??? does that mean it was dead? gee I'll lose half my post count

[Goatherd]

And the non dead winner is .............

[Mellisa The Hun]

And the non dead winner is .............

... mega un-zombie balony :confused:

.

[Mike Z]

arrowroot of arrowshirt, king of twodor. yay

[Mike Z]

sticky unstuck :)

[Goatherd]

And the sticky unstuck winner is ............

[Mellisa The Hun]

.... Flytrap Bob :D:D:D

.

[Mike Z]

duct tape :)

[Mellisa The Hun]

rabbit glue :eek:

.

[Cerbykins]

PVA. 10 chars. :p

[Mellisa The Hun]

PolyVinylAcetate??? What, are we a drywall contractor now, lol???

(oh, and I winz btw) :D

.

[Goatherd]

And the drywall winner is ..............

[Ӗѵᶨ⌡ Ͼ۱ѻⱳԉ]

PolyVinylAcetate??? What, are we a drywall contractor now, lol???

(oh, and I winz btw) :D

.

Em Eh Why Ee Ar for the WIN!!!!

[Mellisa The Hun]

Em Eh Why Ee Ar for the WIN!!!!
You must have meant "for the LOSS", yes?

:D:D:D

[Goatherd]

And for the loss winner is ................

[Ӗѵᶨ⌡ Ͼ۱ѻⱳԉ]

And the loser for winning the most losses is.........

[n3r086]

I guess.... everyone?

[Mike Z]

came to post while FB page is loading, I think I can hit 4 more forums before page gets up.

[Goatherd]

And the page loading winner is ................

[Mike Z]

wait, i wanna know who wins, but, still waiting for page to load

[Goatherd]

And the wanna know who wins winner is ..............

[Mike Z]

I'll just pop in and win, while we wait for the winner to show up