Super Geeky Pick-up Lines

[The Crimson Moogle]

I made a comment in the boob topic and it was thought of as a pick-up line, so I thought "Hey I am sure there are tones of funny, yet terrible, geeky pick-up lines" so? any takers?

"I must have failed my balance check baby, cuz you just knocked me off my feet"

something like that

[wyer]

LOL

I had a welder trying to put the moves on me and trying to convince me how good he was. He told me he could mend a broken heart and fix the crack of dawn.

[Kaasoljoyyx]

- You can be sine squared and I can be cosine squared so together we can be 1

- Can i be your derivative so i lie tangent to your curves

- Wanna "integrate 2x dx from 10 to 13"

That last one is actually a shirt with the symbols and everything

[waxlion]

"Nice 20s, they natural?"

"Is your father a level 80 night elf rogue? Cuz he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes."

"So, your folks' basement or mine?"

[The Crimson Moogle]

If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.

I wanna see how well you could handle my wiimote

I would give a quad-core computer with 8 gigs of ram and a ATI Radeon HD 5970 graphics card for one chance to see if our operating systems were compatible

[wyer]

If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.

I wanna see how well you could handle my wiimote

I would give a quad-core computer with 8 gigs of ram and a ATI Radeon HD 5970 graphics card for one chance to see if our operating systems were compatible

ROFLMAO!! Those are pretty good ones.

[waxlion]

"You can put a trojan on my hard drive any day."

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Katie Sackhoff?"

"Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent."

and the most common geek pick-up line...

"H... um.... heh... hi."

[The Crimson Moogle]

My fav friends use is

"Wanna come back to my place? I'm sleeping on a friends couch but he has a 42" TV and Rockband"

There is about 7 people living there. The line works sometimes too. it's sad when 4 of them work the line and fight over who uses the couch first

[omegawulph]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

[The Crimson Moogle]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

I dunno about geeky, creepy ya sure. I once suggested to a buddy to make vodka icecubes. so that you can have a drink on the rocks, but instead of just water mix vodka into the icecube tray with water to make it extra boozelike... he then took it to using vodka ice in other drinks, to saying it would be a great way to trick a girl into drinking enough to do her. after a long awkward silence we moved on to talk about anything else we could muster our minds to say to avoid thinking our friend was a rapist

[omegawulph]

I dunno about geeky, creepy ya sure. I once suggested to a buddy to make vodka icecubes. so that you can have a drink on the rocks, but instead of just water mix vodka into the icecube tray with water to make it extra boozelike... he then took it to using vodka ice in other drinks, to saying it would be a great way to trick a girl into drinking enough to do her. after a long awkward silence we moved on to talk about anything else we could muster our minds to say to avoid thinking our friend was a rapist

The humor is lost on you in regards to my "geeky" pick up line and that isn't kewl of your friend in a real life situation.

It is referencing that is the most likely chance of a geek getting lucky.

[Kizer]

I had this used on me by a girl at an MTG 10k.

"Do you play World of Warcraft? Because when I saw you I thought, 'WoW!'"

[The Crimson Moogle]

The humor is lost on you in regards to my "geeky" pick up line and that isn't kewl of your friend in a real life situation.

It is referencing that is the most likely chance of a geek getting lucky.

lol he didn't do it, we were sitting in the living room when i made the icecube topic, from there it strung from one version of how to use it to another. lol the last was the awkward one though. it may not have been "kewl" but it was all jokes. and Geeky guys usually have too low of self esteem to pull that off. that sounds like a spy charismatic kinda line, or a cereal rapist line

[Kizer]

I have to post this. This made me laugh so I had it saved.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it

'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot

Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

Male: So what do you do for a living?
Female: Female impersonator.

Male: "Is this seat empty?"
Female: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Male: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Female: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Male: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Female: "It's in the phone book."

Male: "But I don't know your name."
Female: "That's in the phone book too."

"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn't in yours!

What's your name sexy?
Taken!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Yeah, but this time don't stop!

I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Your legs go clear up to your ass.
Most peoples' do!

Can I buy you a drink?
Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."

What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

"I can see forever in your eyes."
"But all I can see is never in yours."

'"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
"Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

[The Crimson Moogle]

lol good stuff there, a lot of it was funny, some wasn't, but the whole thing i was picturing wyer and zorg lol

[Kaasoljoyyx]

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

This is one of my favorite ones to tell people.

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An amusing one I came across once: "Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

(General lines, not geeky)

[The Crimson Moogle]

Baby Life without you would be like a broken pencil, Pointless

[waxlion]

"My name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight?"

"Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
All my base
are belong to you"

"If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes"

"If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

[Mega-Douche]

Here's what I do to pick up chicks, and considering I'm a geek I figured it should go under this thread...


Phase 1: ...first off, I call the girl old, fat, or ugly. Not maliciously, something like:

Scenario
Me: "hey how old are you"
Her: "25"
Me: "oh ****, I thought you were at least 30" *walk away*

Phase 2: wait. Patience is a virtue, I might look over at her a few more times to see what she is drinking. She will either be pretending to ignore me or eying me up and down thinking I'm a D-bag. Either is good.

Scenario
Me: *glance at her drink*
Her: *glare at me/glance at me*
Me: *talk to my friends nonchalant*

Phase 3: buy her a drink and apologize. This part has to be played well in order to bag the lady.

Scenario
Me: "You're drinking margaritas, right?" *hand her drink, have soda for yourself as to not get intoxicated*
Her: "You know, this doesn't make up for what you said"
Me: "Let bygones be bygones. Besides, I was just kidding anyway. I was just seeing if a good looking woman had a sense of humor to match"


Phase 4: hot love.

BAM, in the bag. When women get insulted then complimented you cannot go wrong. Women love being called ugly, retarded, old hos'fo'sho.


POST EDIT: if you really, really want to score big, have one of your friends walk up to her and say she doesn't look a day over 23 between phase 1 and 2. Women will see YOU as something she cannot have, and said friend as a wimpy little loser. On top of it, you can trick said friend into buying YOU a margarita, in turn you give said margarita to the ho'fo'sho, rendering her ****** "free" for the taking.

[Mega-Douche]

Here's a group of good pickup lines that ALWAYS work:

"You must be an angel, because you look like you fell from Heaven into incoming traffic."

"Baby, do you work at *name of local grocery store*? Because you're definitely a paper-bag type of girl."


"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can give you a healthy dose of your daily vitamins and minerals"

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

Stuff like this gets women wet.

[waxlion]

Here's a good pickup line that ALWAYS works:

"You must be an angel, because you look like you fell from Heaven into incoming traffic."

"Baby, do you work at *name of local grocery store*? Because you're definitely a paper-bag type of girl."


"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can give you a healthy dose of your daily vitamins and minerals"

Stuff like this gets women wet.

"If If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U next to L, because you're blocking the TV."

[Mega-Douche]

"If If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U next to L, because you're blocking the TV."

Oeil de boeuf; that's how women like it.

[omegawulph]

This is one of my favorite ones to tell people.


Have you ever heard chloroform the one you love? Hilarious song if you haven't. lol

[Wolverine1020]

Here's one I've heard but have yet to try it out.

"If you are the Matrix, then I am the One"

[The Crimson Moogle]

well mega dueche, I suggest instead of an easy 50, tell em 20, it's insulting to offer so little, they would snap back with "I'm worth a lot more then 50" or something like that. you reply with "oh but your for sale?" and walk away cuz chances are she is a snobby snatch napkin, and you should hit on nice queit nerdy girls with glasses, open with lines like "I have over 100 manga at my place I would love to see if you like any ^^"

[Chippy]

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can give you a healthy dose of your daily vitamins and minerals

You should listen to the rap song called "Bedrock" which has a similar one to this.

"Call Me Mr. Flintstone, I Can Make Your Bed Rock" hehehehe

[Mega-Douche]

You should listen to the rap song called "Bedrock" which has a similar one to this.

"Call Me Mr. Flintstone, I Can Make Your Bed Rock" hehehehe

Oh, I've heard the song. Not very good if you ask me. But if it gets the girls drunk and promiscuous, then it's a-okay in my book.

[Lena Gkika]

lol good stuff there, a lot of it was funny, some wasn't, but the whole thing i was picturing wyer and zorg lol

thats sick..:eek:

[The Crimson Moogle]

thats sick..:eek:

Lol I meant I picured zorgy hitting on her and her sayin that